Alphabetical Song Index
 

Click/tap on a song to be taken to the album page where the song can be purchased. THE LYRICS FOR THE ALBUM CAN BE DOWNLOADED FREE; no purchase necessary. See the link at the bottom of the album's page.  A number of these have been recorded more than once; the title will take you to the most recently recorded version, but links to earlier versions are provided too.  (The dates refer to the year the song was recorded.)

Accordion to Zither, 2005 
Acme Forgetting Service, 2000
After Life Goes By, 2003 
Alice Hotel, 1993 (also 1980)
A Little Water, 2019
All Traveled Out, 2019

Alphabet Polka, 2004 (also 1998
Amalgamated Gigawatt McGoo, 2003
America's Safety Net (aka Family Car), 2003 (also 1988)
An Hour Away, 2000
Ann McKenzie, 1986
April May, 1993 (also 1988)
Are You Drinkin With Me, Jesus? 1980
Artiste Interrupted, 2007
Attention Deficit Artiste (aka Artiste Interrupted), 2007
Aunt Emily, 1998
Bananas By The Bunch, 1984 
Bartime in Duckburg, 1981
Best Laid Plans, 2005
Big Dead Bird, 2000 (also 1984)
Biggest Cow, The, 1988
Bird Bird Bird, 2004 (also 2003)
Birthday Pup, 2011 
Blank Blanker, 2007
Bookmobile Jingle, written 1990 (Songbook only)
Boomers Are Rising Again, The, 2019
Boyfriend and Goon, 2014 

Bring Back Wisconsin, 2014
Broccoli Shy, 2000
But I'm Down, 2005
Candy Carol, 1980 
Chantey from the British Isles, 2007 
Chapstix, 1992 
Chapter One, 2000 
Chat With Your Mother, A, 2004 (also 1993 and 1984
Cheatin' on Cheatin, 1986 
Cheese & Beer & Snow, aka Thirty Degrees, 2002 (also 2000
Christmas in the Snow, 1992
Christmas Letter, 2005 
Classified Rag, 1993 (also 1981)
Clean Living, written pre-1989 (Songbook only)
Cockroach Christmas, 2000 
Come to Mind, 1995  
Convention Center, 1992 
Cow Imagination, 1990 
Crab Canape, 2004 (also 1993 and 1981
Cupid's Trash Truck, 1981 
Cupid's Variety Show, written pre-1989 (Songbook only) 
Diagnosis, The, 2019

Dem Deer, 2005 
Dingy Freighter, written 1976 (Songbook only)
Discrepancies, written pre-1989 (Songbook only)
Djever, 2014
Do You Believe In Me, 2004 (also 1998)
Do You Think It's Gonna Rain, 1993 (also 1981)
Does Your Dog Agonize, 2007 
Dog of Time, The, 1995
Dog's Asleep, The, 1980 
Double Yodel, 2004 (also 1995
Down By the Boathouse, 2004 
Dr. Otto's Rocket Ship, 1988 (also 1981
Dueling Paranoias (aka If), 1995 
Dupsha Dove, 2000 
Dust the Piano, 2005 
Earth Anthem, 1990 
Elderlyville, 2005 
Everybody's Ralph to Rose (aka Ralph to Rose), 2003 
Every Friday Night, written 1984 (Songbook only) 
Every Song I Write, 2011 
Every Week, 1995 
Extraneous Moose, 2014 
Family Car, The, 2003 (also 1988)
February March, The, 1993 (also 1988 and 1986
Five Long Years, written 1982 (Songbook only) 
Forget-Me-Not, 1990 
Forsythia, 2003 
Forty-Two-Four-Eighty, written 1985 (Songbook only) 
Forward Hey, 1988 
Fourth Most Visited State, 2011 
Fraser Delta, 1984 
Full Drawers, Empty Arms, 1988 
F-Word Song (see Chat With Your Mother, A)

Gadeng Vadoo, 1995 
Gilda Gray, 2002 (also 1990
Glorious Prediction, 2004 (also 1998
Good News Everybody, 1998 
Good Night Everybody, 2004 (also 1998
Grimier the Grease, 1992 
Hairy Animule, 1988
Handyman, 1990 
Happy Motoring, 2011
Happy Raconteuse, 2014 
Harbingers of Spring, 2011 
Hard Work & Perseverance, 1992
Having Been Done, 2005
Heard About the Heat, 2002 (also 1998)
Here’s Louie With the Sports, 1992
Here’s to Mother Nature, 1990 
Hieronymus or Salvador, 2019

High On Drugs, 1986 
History of Language, 1998 
Homelessness, 2005 
Household Fluids, 2005 
How Do You Know, 2003 
How We Can Sleep At Night, 2011 
I Don’t Believe You Like My Shirt, 2004 (also 1992
I Don't Get It, 2014 
I Don’t Mind the Winter, 2003
I'm The Only One Sober Tonite, 1988 
I've Never Been To Mexico, 1988 
If (Dueling Paranoias), 1995 
Incommunicado, 1981 
Indoorsman's Handbook, 1981 
Inertia, 2019

Insane (see When The World Seems) 
Insomnia, 2003 
It's Better Than That, 2004 (also 1993 and 1984
It's Hip To Be Rich, 1981 
I Wondered, 2019

John Ed Hammett, 1993 (also 1986
Ketchup Wasn't Red, 2007
Lady Romantical, 2014  
Landlady, 1980 
Language of History (aka History of Language), 1998  
Lazy Man (Songbook only)  
Let Me Know, 2003  
Lexical Dude, 2005  
Lightbulb Hat, 1984  
Limburger Ballad, 2002  
Little Storm, 2014      
Live Music, 2007  
Living Room (see Why Am I Painting the Living Room)  
Love is the Weirdest of all (aka Weirder Than Sunlight), 2004 (also 2000)  
Low Expectations, 2014  
Madison aka Wonderful Madison aka Oh Wonderful Madison, 1988 (also 1984
Madison Skyline, 2007  
Madison Wisconsin, 2004 (also 2000 and 2002)   
Maiden Voyage, 2004 (also 1998)
Mazomanian Moon, 2019

Metropolitan Scruples, 2003 (also 1986)
Million Years, 2019 (also, with some differences, 2003)  
Minnesota Chapstix (see Chapstix)  
Modern Critique, 1986  
Moo Moo Moo, 1992
Mr. and Mrs. Noah, 2003  
Mr. Frenkl, 1995
Musta Gotcher Hair in Somethin’, 1988   
Mystical Path, 1984  
Naked & Nude, 1993 (also 1981)  
National Fake Matisse Day, 2019

New Listing, 1995  
New New Year Year, 2011  
Noah (see Mr. and Mrs. Noah)  
Nouveau Chapeau, 2011  
Now Everything Does, 2011  
Now It Is July (Songbook only)  
Odd Man Out, 2004 (also 1998
Oh Agnes, 2004  
Oh Purina (Songbook only)  
Oh Wonderful Madison (see Madison)  
Old Songs (Songbook ony)  
Older'n Everybody, 2000  
Olin Park, 2014
Orange Cocoa Cake, 2004 (also 1995)  
Pack Up A Picnic, 1988 (also 1984)  
Painted Paintings, 2019

Pair of Geese, 1995  
Party At The Prume Farm, 1981  
Pass The Pepper, 1990  
Perseids, 2000  
Pflaum Road, 1992  
Play It Again, 1993 (also 1980)  
Pluto Goodbye, 2011  
Poet In Love, 1998  
Poniatowski, 1988  
Pour Me More Polka, 1986  
Progress Schmogress, 2011 (also 1986)  
Pushing Spring Tango, 1995  
Quarter After Blues, 2011 
Ralph to Rose aka Everybody's Ralph to Rose, 2003  
Red Kimono, 2004 (also 1998)  
Resolution #9, 1992
Rock Island, 2014  
Rocky Frontier, 2011
Santa on the Moor, 2014  
School, 1981  
Science Marches On, 1995  
Shawano (Songbook only)  
Similes, 1990  
Simply Folk, 2011  
Smokestacks of MG&E (see Madison Skyline)  
So Comfortable, 1984  
So Many Pies, 1980  
Some Birds, 2005  
Some Days, 2005  
Some Days Jingle, 2007
Soup Month, 2019  
Speaker Stands With Cranks, 2019

Speculator, The, 2004 (also 1992)  
Spray Them Gold, 1992  
Spring Chicken, 1990  
Squalor, 1993 (also 1980)  
Squirrelly Valley 2-Step, 1988 (also 1980)  
St. Paul or Someplace (Songbook only)  
State of the Art, 1990  
Stuff Song, 2004 (also 1998)  
Subber's Dud, 2019

S-U-B-U-R-B-S (Songbook only)  
Tables (Songbook only)  
Talk About Luck, 1990  
Talkin' at the Same Time, 2004 (also 2000)  
Temperature Changing Machines (Songbook only)  
Thank You, 2007  
That’s Not What I meant to say (Songbook only)  
Thirty Degrees (see Cheese & Beer & Snow) 
Too Stupid, 1980  
Twine Boy, 2014  
Two Little Birds, 2007  
Uncle Dave's Grace, 2000  
Unfulfilled Sneeze, 1998  
Up In Wisconsin, 1988 (also 1980)  
Ups & Downs, 2007  
Vegetables (see Squalor)  
Vulture, The, 2005  
Walking With Roget, 2007  
Waltzing Accordion, 1984
Wasteland Croquet, 1988  
Waubesa Street, 2005  
We Didn't Have a Blizzard, 2007  
We Don't Do It, 2005  
We Don’t Talk About That, 1992  
We Strolled on the Beach, 1995  
We Wouldn't Have It Any Other Way, 1986  
Weyauwega Moon, 1988  
Whatever Would We Be, 1992  
When Did We Have Sauerkraut, 2004 (also 1993 and 1984)  
When It Blows It Snows, 1990  
When the Moon Is Your Pillow, 1990  
When the World Seems, 2007  
Where'd Everybody Go, 2019

Who Am I, 1984  
Who Put The Sigh In Siberia, 1988 (also 1986)
Whose is Yours, 2000  
Why am I Painting the Living Room, 1993 (also 1988)  
Why Can't I, 2004 (also 1988)   
Why Can't Johnny Bowl, 1990  
Windowshop Bop, 1980  
Wonderful Madison (see Madison)  
You Blot Out the Future, 1998  
You Can Always Play, 2019

You Can't Eat Ooba All Night, 1984  
You Gotta Do More, 2011  
Your State's Name Here, 2004 (also 1993 and 1988)