Lyrics
Lou & Peter Berryman, Box 3400, Madison WI 53704 • louandpeter.com
SUBBER'S DUD
©2017 L&P Berryman
Were there doe oradge • (Were there no orange) • Od all the baples • (On all the maples)
Ad other sides that • (And other signs that) • Autub's begud • (Autumn's begun)
I still would dotice • (He still would notice) • The way by doze is • (The way his nose is)
The subber's dud • (The summer's done) • The subber's dud • (The summer's done)
Ad if the schoolroobs • (And if the schoolrooms) • Were dot id sessiod • (Were not in session)
Ad all the childred • (And all the children) • Were havig fud • (Were having fun)
I still could tell frob • (He still could tell from) • By old shdozzola • (His old shnozzola)
The subber's dud • (The summer's done) • The subber's dud • (The summer's done)
Cause I'b allergic • (Cause he's allergic) • To sobethig bloobig • (To something blooming)
Which beads by dostrils • (Which means his nostrils) • Are dode to rud • (Are known to run)
Deep id a dudgeod • (Deep in a dungeon) • By doze'd still doe • (His nose would still know)
The subber's dud • (The summer's done) • The subber's dud • (The summer's done)
BRIDGE #1
It buss be Autub • (It must be Autumn) • It buss be Autub • (It must be Autumn)
The goldedrod bloobs • (The goldenrod blooms) • Upod the hill • (Upon the hill)
I'b packig kleedex • (He's packing Kleenex) • I'b sprayig flodaze • (He's spraying Flonase)
I'b dowdig hadfuls • (He's downing handfuls) • Of Bedadryl • (Of Benadryl)
So whed the boodbeebs • (So when the moonbeams) • Becub robadtic • (Become romantic)
Ad whed I call you • (And when he calls you) • By huddy bud • (His honey bun)
But I'b udsboochig • (But he's unsmooching) • To gulp sub air id • (To gulp some air in)
The subber's dud • (The summer's done) • The subber's dud • (The summer's done)
BRIDGE #2
It bus be Autub • (It must be Autumn) • It bus be Autub • (It must be Autumn)
I wadda sduggle • (He wants to snuggle) • Ad you're the wud • (And you're the one)
Barry be darlig • (Marry him darling) • Dot udtil sprig tho • (Not until Spring tho)
I'b such a wreck wed • (He's such a wreck when) • The subber's dud • (The summer's done)